Top Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

We’re not exactly sure who first wrote this, but we thought some of you might enjoy this list circulating on the Web.

Of course, some of these are quite a bit over the top, but here we give you the top ten reasons liberals hate the holidays:

10 – Thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.

9 – Too many SUVs traveling to grandma’s house.

8 – College bowl games encourage competition.

7 – Millions of Christmas trees are cut down.

6 – The pilgrims thought up Thanksgiving.

5 – Christmas lights waste electricity.

4 – People are giving thanks to WHOM?

3 – Winter lull in global-warming hype.

2 – Daycare centers are closed.

1 – Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.